Well, not much to say, well yes, a very lot to say, but not much that you would care about, except if you :
1) Like (+44)
2) Like Blink-182
3) Like Mark Hoppus
4) Like Shane Gallagher
5) Like Craig Fairbaugh
6) Like Gil Sharone
7) Are interested in what I say
8) Love (+44)
9) Love Blink-182
10) Love Mark Hoppus
11) Love Shane Gallagher
12) Love Craig Fairbaugh
13) Love Gil Sharone
14) Are a huge fan of me
15) Like rock shows
16) Love rock shows
17) Are bored right now
18) Are really bored right now
19) Are really really bored right now
20) Are really really really bored right now
21) Are really really really really bored right now
22) Are really really really really really bored right now
23) Don't care how many things I point out before getting to the real point.
24) Are forced to read this because someone (odds are that it's probably me) is pointing a gun at you
25) Are trying not to do your homework and will do anything else to not go back to work right now
26) Think I have authoritah and therefor you can't not read it
27) Know you'll have to read that one day and you figured out you'll do it right now
28) Are in a nightmare
29) Are trapped on my hyper super duper kickass bestest blog in the whole wide world
30) Still want to know what's going on here
31) Just wanted to read one article before going to sleep, unfortunately it turned out to be this one
32) Are mentally ill
33) Think someone cursed you and the only way of being saved is reading this entire blog in one night, but both of us know that it is absolutely impossible and that you will be cursed the rest of your life. If you didn't know, now you do, have a nice life
34) Are beginning to wonder how many profiles correspond to someone who can read this article
35) want to study north americanized english and you know I'm a good starting point
36) Surely are totally bored to the bone. So bored, that it goes through the bone.
37) Made a dumb bet of reading this in less time than it takes to read it, and, except if you are a total retard, both of us know that it is absolutely impossible and you'll lose your bet.
38) Are doing a study of me
39) thought this would be a fun article
40) believe in aliens and want to know what they talk about, but I'm sorry, I just pretend I'm an alien, so you can leave if you want to
41) now are convinced I'm an alien because I pretended to be a human pretending to be an alien
42) have now a slight doubt because of the content of the last sentence
43) still don't know but you figured out this would have 44 points and you'll be at the end soon
44) expect this to be the last point of this article and can finally enjoy part of what I enjoyed
45) Pretend not to be totally surprised by the fact that it doesn't have 44 points
46) want to finish this article now that you've already read that much
47) want to prove you can't lose to me and you can read all of it in one try, but you and I know that this won't prove anything
48) are definitely really bored and have nothing to do of your life
49) have simply no life at all
50) wanted to leave to go somewhere but you already missed your bus and now five more
51) want to show the world you can kill yourself by reading stuff on my blog
52) really really really really really really really really really want to know what happened to me
53) are scared I did something bad
54) In fact, like my dumb articles
55) are now wondering how many points I'm going to write and you're not smart enough to go down the page to see without reading
56) thought you could find out how many points I wrote and still read all of them
57) want to prove this article hasn't an evil curse on it that makes any reader shit their pants at anytime during the complete week after reading it
58) want to prove there's no curse and it was a coincidence you suffered of intense dysentery the week after reading this article the first time
59) think now that I'm a returd and want to see how far I'll go before stopping
60) think now that I'm badass and want to see how far I'll go before stopping
61) think now that I'm badass and returded and want to see how far I'll go before stopping
62) think that some points were easy to make because I just changed a few words
63) are right but YOU do an article as cool as mine and then we can talk about it
64) think you deserve to die because I don't like you
65) would die of death to live my life
66) just realized you would be dead if you got to live my life, and now want to see if I had any more things I point out where I make fun of you
67) think I take you for a retard, and it's true, I do take you that way
68) think I take you for a hippie, and it's true, I do take you that way
69) think I take you for a dumbass, and it's true, I do take you that way
70) think I take you for a fag, and it's true, I do take you that way
71) think I take you for an emo, and it's true, I do take you that way
72) think I take you for shit, and it's true, I do take you that way
73) think I have copy-cut the same sentence a few times and just changed a word, well, no, that's what you would do. I care for my fans and typed the sentence each time.
74) really really really want to know my story, but you also know you'll think twice next time before starting to read a cursed article like mine
75) think you're lucky because I have to leave in a few minutes, but both of us know that I'll be back and have plenty more points after that
76) you had to read it because of someone (the odds show that it's probably me) pointing a gun at you, and 2 seconds ago you were hoping i had fallen asleep, but a shot that went very very close of you told you the contrary, so read, asswipe
77) think that 77 is way too much and it doesn't encourage anybody to read my articles
78) think that 78 is even worse
79) think that it's going to far, 78 wasn't that bad after all
80) are aware that you wanted to leave about an hour ago, how fucked up
81) are aware of the idiocy of such an article
82) are aware of the idiocy of reading such an idiot article
83) are aware that I made fun of you again, or does again count when the whole article makes fun of you?
84) want to finish but admit you don't know the answer of the last question
85) are happy to see I'll leave now and you can rest
86) are frustrated to see I lied
87) could have read only so many points if I had left or if I had continued or if you had read the article during the time I was away
88) are definitely wondering how many points I'll have. Notice that +44 means add 44, so now there are 88 points. I'll continue afterwards. Later alligator.
89) are thinking "ah faak! he's back already!" and you still don't want to give up
90) are thinking "god, 90, and not even finished" and you still don't want to give up
91) are wondering if anybody read so far
92) are wondering if anybody stopped at #91
93) are thinking they're getting easier to read
94) are thinking they aren't, it changed, dammit
95) are wondering if I'll have many more ideas
96) are wondering of the things that go through my head to say so much crapp
97) will never figure out it's basic math : it's crapp
98) didn't understand what that last sentence said but you still want to know what the hell happened to me
99) are thinking these last points have nothing to do with wether you really want to know what happened to me or not. So what? I do what I damn want
100) managed to count a hundred points in my list
101) noticed that there are actually 101 from here and that they actually are numbered so you didn't have to count them
102) realized I made fun of you again
103) know you will know very soon, compared to infinity
104) finally, after 103 points, got some news
105) learn in number 105 that I want to shout every time I realize what happened
106) learn in number 106 that you still don't know what happened
107) have been made fun of in number 107 straight-forwardly, I took the shortcut this time
108) realize that I've been speaking in english all this time and didn't understand a thing of the beginning, but you're getting pretty good at knowing when I make fun of you and when I don't. I even made it easier because there's no time where I don't make fun of you, loser.
109) are reminded by number 109 that number 108 made fun of you again
110) are reminded by number 110 that number 109 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 108 made fun of you again
111) are reminded by number 111 that number 110 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 109 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 108 made fun of you again
112) are reminded by number 112 that number 111 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 110 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 109 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 108 made fun of you again
113) are reminded by number 113 that number 112 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 111 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 110 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 109 made fun of you again by reminding you that number 108 made fun of you again
114) are reminded by number 114 that you don't remember how number 108 made fun of you again
115) discover that you are starting to reread passed numbers to know what I'm talking about, therefor, this is gonna take a hella long time to read eh?
116) tired of reading this but you still don't want to lose your bet, wasn't 78 nice?
117) thought I would make at least one mistake between numbers 108 and 113, but no, sorry, I rock
118) think I'm red headed, but no, I simply enjoy making fun of you, therefor, I'm not wasting my time, but odds show that you probably are
119) learn in number 119 that 119 is probably a "nombre premier"
120) learn in number 119 that I don't know how to say "nombre premier" in english and laugh until you realize you don't know either
121) learn that 121 is 11 x 11, yes people, it is
122) learn in number 122 that I didn't go look somewhere to see how to say "nombre premier" in english
123) are shown in 123 that I don't suck, because you wouldn't have gone searching either
124) are thinking not much of my points have something to do with either you want to know what I want to say or not
125) unfortunately discover that it does, because you wouldn't have read so far if you didn't care
126) want to show me you don't care by stopping here but realize I won't know and it won't change a thing
127) are wondering if someone will really read so far, no, actually I'm wondering that because it's getting long and that if you really are reading so far, you'll read it to the end, maybe not in a day
128) are wondering if it will take a lot more than 2 hours to read this whole article
129) are dreaming of back in the day when you didn't have to read all this crapp
130) realize you don't have to read it all, you're just stuck there
131) are thinking of how crappy this whole thing is, and still, you don't know why you keep on reading
132) are asked this question : Isn't this article badass or what!? :D
133) are given the answer : duuude, it's totally returded
134) are given additional information : BT RPZT!
135) are wondering if you'll know later on what BT RPZT! stands for
136) are guessing you'll check that out on a previous article
137) discover you won't have to do that because 137 tells you number 138 will tell you
138) discover I'm making fun of you again, it'll be more like 139
139) discover I'm wrong
140) discover I can't be wrong, I wrote the whole thing
141) are thinking what a dumbass I am
142) are told you are dumbasser for reading it
143) are answered what was going on in your head : no, you really are the dumbest, not me
144) find out 100+44-100=44, but for all the beauty of it, let's worry about the sign and say it's +44
145) find out 145 is not the last point
146) find out 146 isn't either
147) at last, learn what BT RPZT stands for : BassTurd$ RePreZenT
148) are surprised to see the BassTurd$ have hiphop roots. of course we do! LL T BT!
149) are angry to see now you must know what LL T BT stands for before leaving, at least that, if not know what really happened to me
150) hope you'll have time to sleep before going to school tomorrow
151) hope you'll have time to sleep even without school tomorrow
152) are wondering how you'll stay alive if this article doesn't allow you to go eat, sleep, drink, do drugs, smoke, have sex, or anything like that for the next 3 weeks, and where you'll have your fine dysentery served.
153) want to learn what LL T BT stands for
154) are thinking LL T BT means something including a girl, love, a drunken dragon, and some drum sticks
155) are reminded this number 155 is also the name of a song by a fine band called (+44)
156) are told by 156 that you are wrong for number 154
157) are informed that you have already read 157 points and that you are not finished, not yet
158) are finally told nothing important but writing 'finally' at the beginning of the sentence made it sound like it was going to be over, which I find very cool
159) are told by 159 that you are kind of an idiot, if not a total idiot
160) have finally told your mom to phone the school to say you're not going, you can't right now, you feel you can't possibly leave your room right now
161) are told it is bad to lie
162) are reminded you've been called liar
163) are given corrections for number 161 : it's just a really lame excuse you know...
164) are informed the rumours about the curse are wrong, you get dysentery two weeks after 164 points, if you read it all, you finish for sure, that's all
165) learn finishing it doesn't mean you don't have the up-to-165 curse
166) are definitely wondering how long does skyblog allow articles to be, because this one is hella lot long
167) are informed blues berry will be playing in stblaise on the 2nd of february 2007 at the underground passage near the bus station, but this, I admit, doesn't have much to do about what I want to tell you in the first place
168) learn the pic shows Mark Hoppus's three new signature fender basses, and god do they rock
169) admit they rock, because someone (odds show it's probably me) is pointing a gun at you
170) swear they rock, because someone pointing a gun at you (odds show it's probably me) believes you said they rocked because he was pointing a gun at you (notice it could be a she)
171) are reminded that you still haven't understood the last sentence in brackets
172) are reminded that you still don't know what LL T BT stands for
173) are told Long Live Travis Barker, Turd! is a good guess but it is unfortunately wrong
174) are reminded that the someone (odds show it's probably me) pointing the gun at you fired just to scare you because of the wrong guess
175) are tired but can't stop, fucked up don't you think?
176) are told I, at the same time, wouldn't want to be in your place and still, it must be really cool, I mean, I wrote it right?
177) are at last told LL T BT means Long Live The BassTurd$
178) hope you'll live as long as them, wasn't #78 sweet?
179) hope you really will live as long as them
180) realize you don't know how long they will live actually
181) are scared when you read they are already dead
182) laugh half scared when you see I made fun of you again, and notice it's number 182, it reminds me of something, but what? Oh yeah : 2 x 7 x 13 = 182
183) discover your friends have left you, tired of you reading this
184) aren't thinking of the dramatic loss this is, because you don't have any friends
185) think about a 100 numbers before where I said I was leaving
186) wish I left again
187) are reminded that you can stop at anytime now, because you are already cursed
188) discover that actually there's another curse that makes you read it to the end
189) didn't know curses existed and hope I'll tell you how to get one
189) didn't know curses existed and hope I'll tell you how to get one
189) didn't know curses existed and hope I'll tell you how to get one
190) learn this was a repeat number 189 3 times curse
191) are reminded the numbers are now false but with this cheap curse you can have numbers at the right numbers again
194) are told this was to be true to the asswipes that just go to the bottom to see how many numbers they are, and they have the real number shown on the last one
195) learn I will leave again now and come back later to pursue my plan and break your heart. See you
196) smile while you're twisting the knife in my stomach 'til everything is gone
197) take all you can from me, I've got week constitution
198) don't know the difference between love and submission and I'm not that obedient
199) know how much I needed this, these days are filled with such disaster. Sometimes I think that life will never be the same. Sometimes I think that's the answer
200) think you've been through it all
201) swore you wouldn't lose then lost your brain
202) make a sound that feels like pain
203) think this will be continued, you're totally right! Peace.
204) see it is! AWRIGHT!
205) are thinking how fun this article is, isn't it? OK, you don't think so, but you're addicted, so whatchu gonna do?
206) took a vacation from me
207) are to blame
208) don't play bass but want to start, you can see through this article what a bassist's life is, but actually, that's not true. You can be a bass player and still suck ass. For my part, I'm bass player but I'm also me, and a BassTurd so it's not just the bass people, even if it makes you look good, you still can be a total asshole
209) see it's a new day and new points, I started saturday if you wanna know. Sunday's since number 204
210) learn I want to do this at least until a certain number
211) discover you still don't know until when it'll continue
212) are getting used to being made fun (what a cool following of verbs, don't you think?)
213) figured out you won't answer any of my questions because answering implies writing a comment and then you're lost
214) are suggested to read it again with the comment box on the side or a piece of paper and a pen, you can then answer all of my questions without getting lost and then, well! that's it!
215) find I talk a lot to not say anything
216) find out that I agree with you
217) find out that you're not sad of reading this, because after 217, you lose all your emotions. By the way 21.7 is my birthday, for you crazy fans and groupies. And for you respectable bunch of cool fans : i hate crazy fans and groupies, but they'll make me live if I get famous, so let them be and don't tell anyone
218) find out 21.8 is my sister's birthday and 3.3 was my other sister's birthday, unfortunately i passed it numbers ago, and YOU don't remember what 33 was about. ahaha, 33 was great, I'm seriously, you should go check out again some time
219) find out there's nothing I want to say in number 219
220) think I am crazy, but I never ever tried to hide that part of me
221) are affected by the fact that aliens might live hidden under a human mask with us fellow earthlings but seriously, does it have something to do with what I wanted to say in the first place?
222) are tired and want to go to sleep but must finish this article before going, silly number 33
223) know that Mark Hoppus rocks and that I'm a big fan of him
224) know that I rock and that I'm a big fan of me, dude, seriously, I rock
225) think I'm egocentric, I'm not, cause, everything doesn't evolve around me, oh no my fellow friends, I evolve around everything
226) know, or don't know, that I am who I am therefor
227) know I'll take as long as I want before telling you what I wanted to tell you
228) believed since a certain number that I am not an alien, well think again, I could be, surely I am when you think of all the times I left you, taking off on my pink-spoted green spaceship, yeah sometimes it's a green-spoted pink spaceship but that's when the other one doesn't have anymore playstations
229) have learned something very weird. Yes people, my spaceship runs on playstations, and it's not polluting at all, cause you can use the same game as many times as you want except that you can't play three times in a row, and now I managed to make it work even if I don't go further in the game you know? I can have my dude hang around in the game at one place during the whole trip and it works, but you don't go as fast as when you evolve in the game, but I'll have that fixed up, I promise
230) learn that if you have a plane to catch, you can print it, a long flight. Bus, train or whatever is not that long so you can but you won't finish before arriving so it's not as fortunate
231) hoped I was getting less and less ideas. But no! Shit no! Hell no! My god! Just for the fuck of it I'll have even more ideas, just for the fun of pissing you off
232) know that someone's birthday is the next number
233) learn that 23.3 is the birthday of a very fine young man that wants to say hi
234) learn that 234 is the natural order of these three numbers 2, 3 and 4
235) see that you still don't know who has his birthday on the 23rd of March
236) ask yourself : will I ever know
237) answer yourself : you will ever know
238) ask yourself : What!?
239) answer yourself : what 'what!?' ?
240) ask yourself what was 237 for an answer
241) still ask yourself what was 237 for an answer
242) discover you can't answer yourself, I was controlling you the whole while
243) are pissed off, clearly
244) come sail away, come sail away with me
245) are dumb
246) think very highly of me
247) think lowly of me, but then, you can only be Mark Hoppus, so this point will never be read by someone who answers this profile
248) are sure 249 comes after 248, but now you have a slight doubt
249) are reassured 249 really comes after 248
250) feel you are not special
251) must know why 25.1 is a date to be remembered ($H!T YEAH !)
252) -AWRIGHT!-
253) think I have no more ideas, well you're wrong, definitely
254) are a hippie that has no more drugs to satisfy your needs, so you try addicting to me
255) know I'm no hippie friend like friend, but I'm very open minded and therefor will make fun of you whoever you are, am I nice or what!?
256) have really no life at all
257) are aware that the number on the left of this line is way over 182 and you now have no idea when I'll stop
258) find there's something familiar about me
259) think something big is going to happen
260) want to sing a so special song by a band called nofx : I gotta pee
261) had never heard of this song
262) now have
263) think 262 was easy to do
264) are wondering something
265) think 264 was easy to do again
266) were to stay with me a while, I'd only want to make you smile
267) have your birthday corresponding to the previous number, number 266 was the kind of huge wink i like to do that nobody will know about except now that I talked about it
268) have to hear this : about 266, for everybody else, now this article was a huge while!
269) learn that the guy who has his birthday on number 233 is no other than Sir RabOTz of the BassTurd$ !
270) are disappointed (or relieved, depends who you are) to learn that the fine someone of number 266 will never ever be shown to public, parental advisory explicit content agrees
271) are going to San Francisco
272) want to say Goodbye to Earl
273) might be a redneck
274) have nothing to do of your afternoon
275) have nothing to do at all of your day
276) forgot I had something I wanted to talk about
277) still want to know what I wanted to say
278) think I'm a genius
279) think I'm a god
280) think I rock
281) think I'm badass
282) think I kick ass
283) think I'm rad
284) think I'm The shit (notice the T that makes it very positive)
285) think I'm a hero
286) think you were right to choose me as your idol
287) think I could have used only one number to say all that but it's better like this so you'll keep silent about it
288) can never contradict anything I say without being wrong, because I'm always right
289) think 289 is a big number for so much crapp
290) hope I had nothing planned this weekend nor no tests next week, unfortunately I have
291) think I rock, yes i already said that, but it's never a bad time to say it again
292) think I definitely rock
293) wonder where I'll stop
294) learn that if I could, I'd never ever stop
295) learn that you should learn what happened to me in a near future
296) learn that near future is compared to infinity, we scientists don't talk in term of colorful flowers
297) think this last sentence didn't make much sense, I don't either
298) think it is a waste time but who cares
299) think there should be a warning message at the beginning of the article because of the length of it
300) find out I agree but it's not fun if nobody reads it, odds are that very few people will read it in its entirety, too bad
301) agree people have no more taste for good art
302) dare say perfect art, thank you
302) dare say lamest art, thank you
303) dare say hippie art, fuck you
304) dare say you never watched south park, shame on you
305) learn in 305 that you can find Simpsons gums at your local candy shop
306) dare say you don't know who the simpsons are, well go fudge yourself
307) learn that on July 25 2007 will not be only my grandpa's birthday, but also the world premiere of the Simpsons movie, see you there
308) learn you must see it in english only, goes as well for south park, because they suck very much in french, definitely
309) are treated as the lowest guy in the society for wanting to watch it in french, sorry for you
310) have spent have of your life reading this, and it won't take you nowhere, no sir
311) hope there's no code on the next article that allows only the people who read this one to go further
312) are totally addicted to my holly speech
313) always wondered if my bullshit was a holly speech, well it is
314) think this article will never end
315) learn I hope so too
316) learn 31.6 does not exist
317) learn 31.7 does exist
318) learn 31.8 does exist too
319) learn 31.9 doesn't
320) learn I'm tired of you but not of this article
321) learn I'm leaving, notice 321 is like a count-down, sorry for you, it's no countdown for the end of this article but take it as you want, surprise will be greater that way. see you
322) see I'm back and maybe you'll learn what I have to tell you
323) wanna know, that's all
324) think I'm punk rock
325) want to cry because you can't believe you're actually on my own blog, the one and only, and want to embrace the moment
326) believe in vampires
327) believe i don't have any more ideas
328) are wrong again
329) will always be
330) haven't ever asked me an autograph but now's your chance
331) never had the chance to take a picture with me, that goes for most of you, oh fuck! Even for sweet 266! how horribly horrible
332) think it's horribly horrible
333) think that this is the number of half the beast, you call it, you only get to talk to half of him, therefor, you'll only half suffer, half killed and everything like that
334) are lead so easily
335) are trying to slip it off with your head on my shoulder, and I'm trying to keep it out of my thoughts when I hold her
336) take all you can from me
337) turn it up I never want to go home, I only want to be part of your breakdown
338) will be there when my heart stops beating, well you weren't
339) will be there when my last breath's taken away
340) are happy to learn I'll do another break because I haven't done anything for school this weekend and must, even gods work, that's our secret and if I tell you that so honnestly, then it's not a secret anymore, so basically, you've learnt nothing new. See you
341) want to be on the road again
342) are a ghost rider in the sky
343) are desperate to hear (read) what I have to say
344) want to quit crying your eyes out so here : The past is only the future with the lights on
345) know 345 is the natural order don't you?
346) want to know why i do all this before telling you what i have i have to say
347) learn in number 347 that it's too incredible to be shared and posted like any other articles, it's unbelievable, and i'm making it unbelievable, no not true but it doesn't deserve to be known right away
348) are a fan of donald duck like me, well let me tell you it has nothing to do with him, sorry
349) are a fan of Homer Simpson like me, well let me tell you He is too
350) are wondering who's He
351) are still wondering who's He
352) are wondering if you'll ever know who's He
353) are still wondering if you'll ever know who's He
354) have realized my english isn't that perfect because I should've said "who He is" So what!? I do what I want and I've admitted my error. Also, you didn't realize at all, I did
355) arrived to the conclusion I'm too lazy to correct myself. Yes I am, but would you be less lazy? seriously
356) learn 35.6 is definitely no date at all, sorry
357) lost your childhood dreams : 35.6 is not a date. I'm really sorry, no wait, oh no, excuse me, I'm not sorry actually, my mistake
358) are under the red hot moon and want to take the bus downtown to the graveyard
359) think I'm a punk rocker and don't trust no one
360) think I can't make everything of this article up, it's impossible
361) learn I did inspire myself in a few songs for some points but that's all, it's all me for the rest, I'm the best you know, that explains quite a lot
362) want to know which songs but I won't tell you, there are too many
363) are wondering if I'll ever give up this dumb article, Hell no!
364) must know, The Simpsons movie is coming out on July the 25th 2007, did I already say that? oh well, you're reading without paying attention so what the heck
365) think 365 is a big number, well it's not compared to infinity, it's even rather small
366) are wondering what happens when the number of articles tends to be infinity, well I have no clue what the maths behind that would be, sorry
367) -Fuck Yeah!-
368) think 368 is a weird number, you never saw 369
369)
370) see, I told you
371) are wondering precisely what I'm going to answer : yes, 369 is cursed
372) tell me that you're alright
373) fuck authoritah
374) like walking bass lines
375) don't like walking bass lines as well, because it seriously doesn't have anything to do with the subject
376) have something to learn from me
377) want to learn me something
378) lied
379) are an idiot, a douchebag, a turdsandwich or anything like that
380) believe you are a sellout
381) believe I am a sellout
382) ,in any case, must know that I don't care what you think of me
383) are gay, so what? I won't judge your butt
384) think girls are a drag
385) need a girl that you can train
386) are from the underground world but like to visit my blog once in a while
387) are still trying to prove you can kill yourself by reading what I say
388) think number 78 would've been a very sweet stop
389) believe I can't possibly make fun of you in a lot more ways than right now
390) learn you are wrong again, I'll always have ideas
391) learn you are wrong again, I'll always have plenty of ideas
392) must know to shut up because that's the best way to keep ME from making fun of you, what you say is a very weak point in anybody that I make fun of
393) will be, you will be
394) think that was Yoda in Star Wars, well it was, nice one eh?
395) shut your fucking face uncle fucker
396) have really no life at all, at least had a life and now no more
397) are going to hell for this one
398) -or this one-
399) would bet 400 is the next one
-failed number-
401) are angry? at me? what for? if it says failed number it's not my fault - well ok, it is, haha
402) love me, it doesn't mean i love you too
403) learn I'll stop again for a while, see you, loser
404) -back!-
405) should get up -Get on up!-
406) should really review your repertoire, because you barely know the songs i use in my article, which is pretty cool if I hadn't told you they were songs, and it must be fun finding which songs they are
407) asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
408) are going to help me back up again, I'll have to fall back down first
409) are maybe not listening to rancid, but i am right now
410) must know I'm going again, I'll continue as soon as possible. Peace
411) see I apparently have come back, means news soon, or not
412) have noticed how cool number 269 is for having the exclamation point on the following line, it wasn't intended, but I'll pretend it was. Did you see what I did on number 269 !? Am I badass or what !?
413) feel like rain
414) listen to Motion City Soundtrack, then you'll know how great the producer is and what song I recently used in my fabulous article
415) think 415 should be a number that can be divided by any number at all and still find a result that belongs to N, sorry, it isn't
416) like the Simpsons
417) think I talked about the Simpsons earlier, yeah probably
418) are wondering if the handicapped go to hell
419) are wondering that above, watch South Park, they've got the answer
420) will probably trust me if I answer you 'Probably'
421) think I am a retard
422) think twice, I am a returd
423) think you don't do much but read and I think for you
424) think
425) are in motion
426) quit crying your eyes out
427) have the Ring and don't know how to destroy it
428) feel like a sex machine
429) felt like a sex machine
430) believe you'll feel like a sex machine after this wonderful article, the wonderfulest I ever wrote, either that or I don't remember a better one just right now
431) think I can't possibly get the Nobel prize for it but I believe I can
432) are right to believe 432 is in inverse order than what is an admitted fact all around the world, and even beyond, because we humans are best than everyone, or so Europeans believed and started destroying the rest of the world that year, they weren't saying it in those days but the message was clear : white power
433) - yeah, and what do they do now? they steal afroamericans's culture to do cool music, but the fact is, they can't beat black people at that so they're all sad, end up doing drugs and end up being hippies, that's the natural way of life
434) expect me to excuse myself for not having any reasons including you in the last point, but I had to tell you that
435) thought I wouldn't dare reach 435, but I did, or so it seems...
436) are hungry
437) would die to hear what I did
438) would die to do what I did
439) would die to die like a hero
440) didn't know it, but 440 Hz is the frequency that was agreed for the note A (La for you stupid french speaking people) Did I stay stupid? Sorry for the pleonasme (yeah I don't know pleonasme either, do you? so go to hell)
441) bet 441 is B, but no, it's still A, just above that you couldn't really tell, except if you are the greatest musician ever, and that is simply not your case
442) didn't know but it's what I told my teacher
443) believe my last sentence didn't make any sense, but it does to me, communication isn't important, except if you really intend to communicate with people, which is not my goal
444) agree with me, 444 is a sweet number and is the number of two thirds of the beast, which would correspond to a guitarist in fact
445) will believe me when I say 445 is an A going really lame
446) can divide 446 by 446, 1, and many other numbers
447) want to hear of +44
448) think this last one is kind of like the first one and doesn't deserve another rank
449) had a life, were given another chance an hour ago by your friends who apparently really loved you but turned your back on them to finish this article, how nice of you, for me, not them
450) think 450 would be a fine number to stop, I agree, but aren't they all?
451) hold me down
452) found a letter that said something
453) want to sing the canadian national anthem
454) just don't know the lyrics, well here are the first words : oh canada
455) think oh is not a word, ok we'll do that again, aaaaaaand action
456) just don't know the lyrics, well here is the first word : canada
457) think I'm a dumbass, if you're someone else than a BassTurd, you can go fuck yourself, and if you are a BassTurd, I must say the same about you
458) want to feel attractive today
459) are much too young to feel this damn old
460) can't wait to be on the road again, have I said that already? count it as a bonus
461) think this is getting far too long, I didn't believe I could write so much either, but-hey!- want do you want, you're cursed already, have no friends, no more life, no more girlfriend, take pleasure in reading the entire article
462) remember in number 462 that when you finish, the language you are probably speaking at home is french, not english
463) see that I gotta go eat, see you
464) see I am unfortunately back
465) believe in miracles
466) don't believe in miracles because they are simply events that are very very unlikely to happen, so you do believe in miracles but don't call them miracles
467) believe I'm not the same Jeremie as in the Bible, well I am, but the guy who wrote that did it so long before I was born, he thought I'd do that and that and that but he got it all wrong, that's why my life and the life of the Jeremie of the Bible aren't identical, but I am him and he is me
468) think south park rocks your momma!
469) think south park is an insult to today's society and doesn't show it in a positive light
470) should have said that to somebody that agreed, you two would have agreed
471) are wondering where time goes
472) are thinking time flies, even when you're bored
473) think 473 wasn't that big a number in term of infinity but definitely is in an article
474) were called a hippie, this only means you probably are one
475) were called a hippie and had to go screw yourself, this only means exactly what was said
476) think my points don't have any sense, but they have, gramatically speaking there's nothing wrong
477) think that I have some americanized kind of english, well I damn well do, and I ain't denying nothing about that
478) think I make fun of you, you're right
479) are called Jolene, or any other name that exists
480) hope I'll finish someday, well that is certainly true, I will finish someday
481) g mm t w he ck s oing n re ?
482) o I m ious y s s ot n y y gu !
483) w ll s w ou ys m goi h me
484) probably think there's something going on here
485) want to go home but are stuck here
486) think you're eyes have problems because of 481, 482 & 483 well you're wrong
487) think I'm getting weak in inspiration
488) -yeah kinda-
489) must know
490) are still having someone (odds show it's probably) pointing a gun at you, and playing with a yoyo at the same time, I wonder how he does it, but still, watch out, you know what they say, a man with a yoyo and a gun is surely some kind of crazy guy
491) believe you didn't know what they say
492) are tired of me
493) are stuck here, haha
494) think my laugh is cool
495) are reminded 'my laugh' was for letter I typed in and you imagined the way I pronounced them
496) think I should die
497) know I'll die
498) are aware you have no life but aren't dead, how strange
499) never got to say goodbye to Earl, how sad
500) want to build a snowman and because you don't find any instructions anywhere, forgot you wanted to build your snowman and decided to give it up until later, because my blog is so cool
501) must know I have more points here than I have of articles so far
502) think 502 is a big number, not compared to infinity that is
503) have to know I'll stop here because I have a life and need to work a little for school, even Gods work, yes. Bye
504) woke up sunday morning with no way to hold your head that didn't hurt
505) caught the smell of someone's fried chicken
506) think I don't say anything interesting, you weren't paying attention
507) are moving around and having a good time
508) have to write a letter with important thing to say but aren't inspired at this very second
509) are waiting for a letter which should contain important stuff but haven't received even, even at this very moment
510) are the captain of your band and want to sing the canadian national anthem with your canadian fans at a canadian show
511) are waiting for your favorite tv show to start but you turned on your tv 2 hours early, silly you
512) was waiting for your favorite tv show to discover the tv schedule was changed and it is now two hours before the time it was programmed before, it's a shame you didn't know that earlier
513) want to have fun, sorry, this is not the place
514) don't want to have fun, sorry, this isn't the place either
515) are wondering what this place is for
516) learn it is for nothing
517) think I'm a weirdo, well I am
518) never heard of a song called Dateless Losers by a band called Reel Big Fish, well I did, and it's pretty cool, even better if you feel kind of a loser and even better if you are dateless if you know what I mean
519) think hiphop starts with the BT, well you're not exactly right, but we definitely are into it, says who? says I
520) need to listen to the live in Toronto that Blink-182 did during the Popdisaster Tour, with Green Day, Jimmy Eat World and many more super duper bands
521) still want to know what happened to me
522) still believe I think you're desperate
523) believe you haven't lost your bet of finishing the article, the thing is, what will you win?
524) don't know Carousel, well it's a song by a band called Blink-182 and the intro is played on bass and is wonderful, and the bass player, Mark Hoppus, I don't know if you heard about him, but he rocks and is, in BT tradition, God himself. He was born on March 15, in the holly year 16 before BT, like at least one other great bass player : Mike Dirnt, a god as well, but not God with capital G
525) want to f**k a dog in the ass, then you should leave, thank you
526) lost the one and are giving up
527) -bass solo!-
528) want to try this one more time with feeling
529) will be fine you fucking asshole
530) still believe in curses, I made it all up sorry
531) were tricked by my last point haha
532) must know you are really really really really really cursed, forever and ever and even after, that's how cursed you are here at mcduck.skyblog.com
533) must know I laugh about you all the time
534) must know I laugh about you only all the time I have free
535) stay together for the kids
536) have a family reunion to which you must attend
537) believe in miracles and know my powers can heal you, but there's one problem, I don't heal retards
538) must know I'll try anyway
539) can read here that today is Monday, but maybe it isn't for you
540) think I'm wasting my time, but I waste yours too so it's worth it
541) think 541 is way too long
542) know that I agree
543) hardly remember sweet number 78, at the near beginning, and you wanted me to finish, how cute
544) realize 544 = 500 + 44 but also 362 + 182, yes people, welcome to the wonderful world of additions, the really easy part of maths
545) think 545 could be a number you could find in a phone number, you are totally right, one point for you
546) - it can too, you're progressing real fast
547) think I take you for a dumb capable of nothing dude lost in a hippie world, well I do take you that way, congratulations
548) think this is about a girl
549) want to listen to my problems, but they are not problems, you still don't know what I want to talk about
550) know what went wrong
551) say this was right
552) think I should take another song's lyrics because this one was too sad
553) are not canadian but want to be
554) think I'm a nationalist, but I'm not, I'm proud, that's all
555) are aware that this is the number of five sixths of the beast
556) go 'awright'
557) smoke tekila and drink pot, that's how high and drunk you are, hippie
558) think I don't know anything about hippies, oh yeah? ask me anything at all, I can answer it
559) think I'll soon tell you what happened
560) think I'm a dork AND I AM!
561) are proud of being right on a few points that I said, but I made it very easy, you don't know how lame you are, and that's good, because suicide would be going so up, we'd draw like a vertical on the graphic showing it, that'd be lame, but very easy to draw
562) enjoy Travis Barker's drum soloes
563) enjoy Mark Hoppus drum soloes or want to hear about them, because yes people, he does drumsoloes, that's how badass he is, shit yeah man, shit yeah
564) think I'll be out of ideas soon, don't count on it
565) have to say something to me, well say it
566) think what I have to say must be really incredible to take so much time, you're right, it is
567) want, check out http://www.himynameismark.com, he's our super duper bestest favorite bass player in the whole wide world. and deserves to be
568) want everything to be alright, won't be that easy you know
569) think I should work my tests for school rather than do this, yeah, I should
570) have a weird name
571) want to shout
572) always look on the bright side of life
573) think green is the bestest color
574) think pink is the bestest color ever
575) think green and pink are the super duper bestest colors ever
576) think I should shut up but want to hear what I've got to say, well then, wait till you meet me, you ain't hearing anything on an nearly only visual website you know...
578) mean you hate me, it's okay with me as long as I hate you
579) think of bar mitzvah
580) think of THE family and that is Michael, Sonny and Fredo, here we go, hit it
581) want to hear my I hate you guys song
582) think she's lovely
583) are against the law
584) want to be punk rock but are doing good business, how fucked
585) want to go see what Holly Cross looks like, people say that's where the BT come from, and it's true people! It's true! It's truuuue!
586) have nothing to do
587) are getting the best of me
588) might end up lonely
589) think I'm an idiot, which has been already said several times, so please people! Be aware of what you goddam read! And I'm not saying this twice!
590) think I'm an idiot, which has been already said several times, so please people! Be aware of what you goddam read! And I'm not saying this twice! OK I just did, fuck you
591) go chuck yourself
592) hate american people
593) broke your arm, had to find someone to replace you and are now bored as hell and are reading this because there's nothing to do with a broken arm
594) think I can heal you
595) still think I can heal you
596) want to see number 600
597) know I'll have something about the beast on number 666
598) can't wait for halloween
599) can't wait for Xmas either
600) can't wait for BTday, wait, you don't know when that is
601) don't know when BTday is
602) are sure BTday is the greatest day of the year
603) want to make up something just to get to celebrate and party
604) want to get laid real bad
605) ride a scooter
606) are jumping on a trampoline during an interview
607) believe trampoline could be a non-english word but I don't give a duck and you know it
608) are wondering if I wrote duck on purpose or not
609) are still wondering that
610) hope there will be no more place to write soon
611) still want to know what I've got to say, congratulations if you read all of it
612) think It'd be awful if every point was more than one or two sentence long. Shit yeah! Imagine, like, my god, the dude would write like, so much thing, like, hey! today I didnt need to go to the 2nd english lesson because I'm too dam good at it. The teacher wanted to see grammar and vocabular and stuff, and my mom's canadian and so am I so I didn't need to go you know? that was really rad, even rader because there wasn't economy either and finally I finished school at 11, really cool. I got to make fun of the other people in my class just because of that. Boy do I like to make fun of them, they're so stupid, most of them at least, 2 or 3 are respectable I mean, but the others are dorks you know? Not dorks like, Hi! we're the BassTurd$! We're dorks! No! Dorks like, hi, i'm a dork. Boooooh! and make fun of them you know? Shit yeah, man, shit yeah, that'd be so fucking retarded to do points that long each time
613) think I'm a dork, and not BT way. think what you want, all I know is that you think that because I scare you, and that's a cool reason to make fun of you, haha
614) think I should go watch the simpsons and leave my article alone, or south park, or both, but leave you read this in its entirey and not add shit everytime you want to
615) are maybe right, but I'm the one who chooses, asswipe
616) think 61.6 is a date, well you're totally wrong dude, it'd be more like the 30.7 of but both you and I know that 616 = not 307, so why bother
617) hate me, tell me so that I can hate you, even though odds show I probably hate you, maybe I don't. So it's totally worth it you know?
618) think Grand Bastard Deluxe rocks
619) think I am a god everything I do, being me included
620) think I hate hippies, and everybody who lives, well you're not exactly right, there are a few that I care for
621) love me, whatever I do
622) think I'm the best guy in the world. I'd have to say you're a liar. I'd hate you for forgetting Mark Hoppus like this, but for 2nd best guy in the world, well I don't know, there are a few others badass musicians and people you know, but at my level, yeah, I'm definitely the best
623) want to, check out www.himynameismark.com
624) think this is goddamm ball sucking long
625) think you're a better bassplayer/writer/person than me, then you're wrong, except if you are indeed better than me or if I prove myself lamer than you, but in BT philosophy, lame is very positive, so I simply am better than you. It's basic math
626) let me sleep away I'm barely holding on. And I don't give a duck if I sais that already
627) feel the end of us
628) love the way I breath inside your head
629) think 629 is way too much. 78 definitely was cool
630) think I should at least do it til 666
631) also think I should at least do it til 666
632) too
633) as well
634) should go fuck yourself, use the backdoor
635) must return the lord of the rings to the two towers
636) can't wait for the return of the jedi of basses, as perfectly said by Mark Hoppus
637) will choose to ignore a thousand faces
638) lead us passed the lives that we destroyed
639) cry
640) are pushed into the deep end
641) search for an excuse and someone to believe you
642) curse my ennemies forever
643) are left overjoyed
644) see 600 + 44 = 644
645) didn't know, but you can divide 645 by 3 and get a number belonging to natural numbers (N), shit yeah
646) lay rotting where you fall, each time you fall, because you don't know how to get up, let me make fun of you
647) turned away
648) think you should dump your boyfriend because you heard he was going to dump you
649) are going out with Gary, Dysentery Gary that is. Sorry for you, I hate him
650) don't know what I'm talking about
651) probably guess right if you think it's a blink-182 song
652) must know Dysentery Gary is the name of a song on Enema of the State, and basically, it's about the guy you can simply not stand at all, and he ends up going out with the girl you love, pretty fucked up don't you think? Yeah, up yours Gary!
653) see me, I'll turn away
654) remember where we used to sleep at night
655) want to know why you should listen to +44
656) don't want to take yourself home, that's weird
657) believe in aliens, unicorns, real pirates from the Caribbeans, talking animals that have chosen to be film stars, like in Over the Hedge for example. I mean, seriously, where can you find animals as cool as them? Do you realize they talk!? And what about how they look, why do they look like they aren't real!? seriously, it's amazing what we can teach animals these days (and i'm still not getting to the end of this article, fuck no)
658) know, I think it doesn't have a very close limit for articles, I mean, I don't know it, and it doesn't seem to stop. Don't you think that's really fucked up? I mean, it really sucks, doesn't it? And anyway, nobody will ever read the entirety of it so who cares if I stop when I want and not when I'm forced to? huh? seriously, I'm really seriously right hia, that's fucked. I hate it. I hate me. I hate you, especially
659) know, you guys are all waiting to see what magic I have planned for number 666, well honestly, this so conformist and evident that I should have something special for 666 that I don't want to, yeah. shit yeah. fuck yeah, hell yeah
660) know, here's what I'm gonna do : something including a canadian flag, a bunch of pictures, a calendar, a miniature car, a statue representing lenine, a box full of air and a music stand..... or maybe not
661) think like me : fuck 666
662) think not like me : fuck 666 not
663) think Grease is cool and the movie's great but the musical comedy is better, you also think it's kind of the era before hippies, I agree
664) missed a week of buses since you started
665) are back in 83
) are crazy if you think I was gonna name it, I mean, it's the devil you know, you can't laugh about stuff like that
667) are gonna be my girl -drums!- main riff blablabla
668) are finished
669) think I am, shit no
670) are listening to dammit right now, I can hear it. Oh wait no, that's me actually
671) think I'm a crazy retard for at least the tenth time since the beginning
672) all have been asking in several places and times this special question, well here is my answer : Yes, I'm an idiot
673) are going down to South Park, going to see if you can't unwind
674) heard that he f*cked her -fuck!-
675) think I should soon stop, yeah I should, but I won't
676) realize there's no such dates in the universe, well I think there is
677) don't know what I'm talking about, forget it
678) never mind the bollocks, thank you Sex Pistols
679) think Marc from Grand Bastard Deluxe beats you on drums, and actually, he beats the drums too, and keeps the beats (beats because there are different beats for different songs, asshole)
680) think I'm not very polite, I don't think that either, don't worry
681) can't wait for summer but can't sleep
682) think 682 is next to 683, yeah except if I do this
684) see this, my plan worked
685) see this, my plan still works
686) must not forget there are no 683 so far
687) think I'm an idiot, I have already answered this and won't answer again, this means you must read the article again to find out where, haha
688) think 6.88 was a nice period, still only one BT ruling the earth
689) think it's too funky in here -say it again- (R.I.P. James Brown)
683) see that : here is your 683
690) think this is wrong, well no, it's very logic, I hadn't typed 683 before the previous one and following naturally 689 is 690, so if 683 is between the two of them, it logically is 690 after 683, just don't forget this very super duper hyper cool bestest context that is my article
691) think very super duper hyper cool bestest doesn't mean anything, I think it reflects very perfectly how badass I think I am
692) think I'll never finish, believe me I will, honestly, I'm getting rather tired of writing this, but as long as it pisses you off, I don't mind writing sh#t
693) want to get a hold of yourself, but have no force to do so
694) know the force is with me
695) think you will help me fight the evil forces of the universe if you read this, well I don't know actually
696) think 696 is a pretty number, I think it's weird, there's this returded 6 in the middle
697) think nothing, you don't have any brain
698) are about to have an abortion but don't know how to do that, that's definitely not the place
699) suck, honestly. I'm seriously, check out the size of this article. Let's say an average 13 words per line, and about, what? 800 lines? at least. So my article's more than 10'400 words long. And you give me just 3 fucking comments!? And they aren't even big comments. (thx for the comments by the way) So when I write badass shit (nice link no?) so a big thank you to you all outthere, which I now hate more than I hated before, and believe me, I already thought I couldn't hate you more than that, but you proved me wrong. Nice job
700) thought I could go up to 700, without you knowing of what I had planned with this article I mean, or when you found out and there were only a 100 points, you are lying! But you probably thought something like "700? I wouldn't be surprised..." so you didn't know but you knew I was capable of such idiocy. thank you. And I take idiocy as a very positive compliment right hia
701) don't worry, be happy
702) have been discovered a liar, for I don't know what reasons, I'm not in the mood right now to want to know (what!? I didn't understand myself, did you?)
703) -Oh yeah!? Well you're one as well!
704) noticed there are very few punctuation signs at the end of each 'facts', either nothing, !, or ?, but I don't believe there any simple points at all
705) think I should finish soon because I can't go on anymore with that crapp, you're right
706) think
707) are hollowed by circumstance that pushed us both away
708) used to say that you're just fine. But I still wonder all the time
709) think I say that I'm just fine, well I hope you wonder from time to time
710) think this sounds rehearsed, it's improvisation people. okay some lyrics here and there but it's all me otherwise
711) call 711, you won't get the police
712) call 712, you won't get the police either
713) think I could go up to 911, I think I won't
714) think I won't, well I could go up to 911
715) think I do that just to do what you don't want or think, yeah, that's basically it
716) 716, god, 716
717) want to shout alleluia for no reason
718) want to shout alleluia for some reason I don't quite get
719) want to shout alleluia for some obvious reason I won't talk about right hia
720) think all the words sound the same
721) want to know something, I'll tell you soon!
722) maybe I'm finishing very soon, maybe not, but here is what could be an end to this fabulous article. Actually, if I write new articles, I'll probably add now and then some points to this article. So be sure to check it out once in a while, when you either are really bored or either really really fan of me
723) thought I said I stopped, or probably did. yeah, but I didn't say 722 was the end
724) should check out the following sites : http://www.himynameismark.com, it is spelled H-T-T-P-:-/-/-W-W-W-.-H-I-M-Y-N-A-M-E-I-S-M-A-R-K-.-C-O-M or, if you're reading this to a friend, it's more like : H T T P double point forward slash forwars slash W W W dot hi my name is mark -in one word- dot com. There's also http://gbdeluxe.forumactif.com to check out, whose administrator is no other than my dwarf super duper cousin of 16 years old. Also you should check out all the links to the blogs of friends that are marked on my blog. You should also check out http://www.fatwreck.com, home of very good music and, hopefully, tour dates for shows in Switzerland this summer, http://www.hell-cat.com, home of other very good music and, hopefully, the same reasons as above. Also you should check out http://www.plusfortyfour.com for the same reasons as above and that's about it. Oh no! There's also this fabulous website that you should go check out, if there is only one website that you can go to, or want to go to, that sums up the rest, here it is : http://mcduck.skyblog.com Tons of news for nothing on everything, or so it seems
725) see, here is the end, or for a while at least. I chose to finish on this very special number that is July 25. Yes, on that day will be my grandfather's birthday, and that is not without meaning, he truly is a BassTurd, even without knowing it. Secondly, that will be the day where it'll be six months since the very special something that I wanted to talk to you about during this whole article but that I will not speak of here. And Thirdly but still very important, The Simpsons -the movie- is coming out on this special day, and, unfortunately, I won't be home to see it. Buuut it will probably won't be released in english here in Switzerland so we'll wait for the dvd right folks? One more thing : DO NOT WATCH IT IN FRENCH, IT SUCKS ASS
